Business Current Absurdities

Shopkeepers Ask Whether Welcome Includes Arsonists

Council refers question to Committee on Insensitive Wording LONDON – Shopkeepers taking part in a council consultation on possible migrant-related unrest have asked whether an inclusive high street could retain an exclusion policy covering people who deliberately set fire to it. The question was immediately referred to the Committee on Insensitive Wording, whose members agreed that the phrase “set fire” risked allowing the discussion to become overly focused on flames.…

Governance

Labour’s Budget: Short-Term Relief, Long-Term Pain

Treasury Introduces a Five-Year Plan for Making Next Tuesday Seem Affordable LONDON. The government’s coming Budget offers the public a familiar choice: enjoy relief now or worry about the bill later. Chancellor John Healey is expected to look for modest measures that help households and businesses through immediate pressures, while Britain’s underlying fiscal problems remain booked for later. Westminster calls this long-term planning: placing difficult decisions beyond the press release.…

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To Hell With Economic Diversity

To Hell With Economic Diversity, We’re a Football Nation! Britain Bets Christmas on a £77 Replica Shirt UK retail footfall falls 2.9% and shopping centres empty out, as Treasury advisers confirm that Britain’s last line of economic defence is a Premier League shirt made in a factory overseas. LONDON, 12 October 2026 — A Treasury spokesman stood in front of a room of reporters this morning and set out Britain’s…