Tag: British
Partly Political Broadcast
Partly Political Broadcast: Britain’s Most Reliable Source of News, Confusion, and Light Constitutional Damage Humorous Observations Britain no longer follows politics so much as checks on it the way one checks on a strange noise in the loft: cautiously, with a torch, and fully prepared to discover something feral. Most political commentary asks too much of the public. It expects citizens to know what a white paper is, what a…
Man Lobs Molotov Cocktail at Sam Altman’s Home
Man Lobs Molotov Cocktail at Sam Altman’s Home, Confirms AI Has Yet to Replace Human Catastrophic Judgement Silicon Valley Pioneers Fire-Based Innovation — Venture Capital Remains Cautiously Interested In a development that has united Silicon Valley executives, federal law enforcement, and people who simply wanted a quiet Tuesday, a 20-year-old American man last week achieved what fourteen years of AI ethics symposia, three Senate subcommittees, and roughly four million think…
Anthropic Shares AI Risks
Anthropic Shares AI Risks With Washington, Posts Europe a Leaflet and a Slightly Damp Digestive Five Dispatches From the Collapse of Transatlantic Algorithmic Diplomacy Europe has perfected the noble art of regulating technology it has never been permitted to examine — rather like writing a scathing Tripadvisor review of a restaurant based entirely on having once stood near its wheelie bins. The United States handles AI briefings with the gravity…
Prince Harry Being Sued by the Charity
Prince Harry Discovers Charity Work Now Includes Being Sued by the Charity Five Things Everyone Noticed Immediately (But Were Too Polite to Say Out Loud) A prince who started a charity to honour his mother somehow ends up in court with it, which experts confirm is the most British plot twist since we lost an empire and called it a gap year. The phrase “coordinated adverse media campaign” sounds like something invented…
They’re Faking GAY!
And Britain’s Immigration System Is Falling for Every Word UK Unveils New “Orientation-Based Immigration Points System,” Applicants Asked to Submit Spotify Playlists London has always been a city of reinvention. You can arrive as a banker, leave as a yoga instructor, and somewhere in between become emotionally dependent on oat milk. Now, according to a rather eye-opening investigation, it appears reinvention has entered a bold new phase: immigration-by-personality upgrade. Recent…
Company Produces Record Amount of Code
Company Produces Record Amount of Code, Immediately Buried Alive Under It Five observations settled over the company like a thick layer of undocumented legacy systems. Output has surpassed comprehension. Growth has outpaced control. Success feels heavy. Navigation is impossible. And no one can find the exit. A Triumph of British Engineering That Nobody Can Locate At MegaCode Inc., celebrations turned sombre as the company realised it had produced more code…
