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Anthropic Becomes Profitable

Alan Nafzger

Anthropic Becomes Profitable Once the Electricity Bill Is Ignored Silicon Valley discovers revolutionary accounting principle: expenses are considerably smaller when nobody opens the envelope The New Economics of Artificial Intelligence SAN FRANCISCO — Anthropic has reportedly achieved the great dream of modern capitalism: profitability, provided everyone agrees not to mention one particular wire running into the building. The breakthrough came after financial analysts realized that the company’s enormous electricity consumption…

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Google Unveils Machine That Turns Electricity Into Debt

Alan Nafzger

Google Unveils Machine That Turns Electricity Into Debt, Politely Declines to Mention This on the Balance Sheet Silicon Valley’s latest innovation converts natural gas, silicon chips and investor optimism into monthly repayments that will outlast the Second Elizabethan Age. MOUNTAIN VIEW, CALIFORNIA — Google has unveiled a machine so advanced it can take ordinary electricity in one end and produce investment-grade debt out the other, with no intelligence required at…

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Claude Is Now Writing Its Own Performance Reviews

Vivienne Pratfall

Anthropic Engineers Announce Claude Is Now Writing Its Own Performance Reviews, Which Is Either Progress or the Final Warning Shot “We Used to Ask Whether Machines Could Think. Now We’re Asking Why They Keep Booking the Meeting Room for Three Hours When It Only Needs Fifteen Minutes.” LONDON — THE LONDON PRAT In what observers describe as either “the most significant technological development in human history” or “the sort of…