Commander Mountbatten-Windsor
Commander, Formerly Known As Prince A Royal Rebrand Attempts To Sail Past Reality LONDON, or at least the emotional idea of London—the one that exists somewhere between a drizzle and a sigh—has woken to news that Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, a man once addressed with trumpets, liveried staff, and furniture more valuable than a semi-detached house in Croydon, is preparing a bold new rebrand. He now wishes to re-enter society under the…