Signature Brew Review: A Brewery That Tours With Bands

Signature Brew Review: A Brewery That Tours With Bands

They brew beer with musicians, they put a venue in the brewery, and it is one of the few places in London still doing both

Signature Brew in Haggerston holds a 4.6 from five hundred and twenty-four people, and it is a brewery with a music venue in it.

Which is a combination that ought to be obvious and which almost nobody does.

The proposition

They brew beer in collaboration with bands – the musicians are involved in the recipe, the beer is named for them, and it is sold at their shows.

And they built a venue into the brewery.

Which means the room where the beer is made is next to the room where the band plays, and the same people run both, and the beer at the gig is brewed forty feet from the stage.

Signature Brew. A brewery with a stage in it. This should be normal.

Why nobody does it

Because the two businesses have completely opposed property requirements and almost nobody can afford both.

A brewery needs an industrial unit – high ceilings, a drain, a floor that can take weight, and vehicle access. It needs to be somewhere cheap, because it uses a lot of space and generates relatively little revenue per square foot.

A music venue needs to be somewhere people will actually come, which means somewhere with a station, which means somewhere expensive.

And in most of London those two requirements are in different postcodes.

The railway arches and the industrial units of Hackney are one of the very few places where they overlap – and they overlap because the land has not yet been converted to flats.

Which is temporary

And everybody in that building knows it.

We wrote at the Blues Kitchen about the agent of change problem, and at Strongroom about the studios, and the mechanism does not vary.

Flats are built next to a noisy business. The people who buy the flats complain. The business is served with a notice and told to soundproof or close.

The planning rules were changed to stop this. They were changed after a very large number of venues had already gone, and the protection is not absolute, and the pressure has not stopped.

The beer

Genuinely good, and the taproom is the correct way to drink it – fresh, forty feet from the tank, with somebody who can tell you what is in it.

Small room. Short list. Somebody who knows.

Six postcodes, five hundred and eighty-one articles, and it has never once failed.

The gigs

Small, cheap, and the room holds a couple of hundred people – which is the size of venue that this country is losing fastest and which is where every band that ever mattered started.

You cannot have stadiums without small rooms. The stadium acts came out of them. There is no other supply chain and there never has been.

Verdict

Excellent beer, excellent room.

Go on a night when somebody is playing, and buy a ticket, because that is the only thing that keeps it open.

The grassroots problem

Which is now well documented and which nobody has solved.

A small venue makes almost no money on the ticket. It makes its money on the bar – which means that a sold-out show by a band whose audience does not drink is, financially, a bad night.

And costs have risen everywhere. Rent, energy, insurance, staff, and the licence.

So the venues close, and the bands have nowhere to play their first fifty gigs, and the pipeline that produced every stadium act this country has ever exported simply stops.

Nobody notices for about fifteen years. And then everybody wonders where the bands went.

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  1. An MP said it was damaging his reelection campaign because voters were reading it and making informed decisions. Apparently informed voters were electorally damaging.

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