Prince William Called Earl Spencer and Harry “Traitors”

Prince William Called Earl Spencer and Harry “Traitors”

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Henry VIII has returned to 2026 Britain and has one question for the modern Royal Family: What exactly counts as treason now?

Reports citing unnamed royal sources claim Prince William has referred to Prince Harry and Earl Spencer as “traitors” amid fallout from Charles Spencer’s memoir about Princess Diana. Henry VIII, a man with considerable professional experience in the treason department, is unimpressed.

In Henry’s world, treason involved armies, sealed letters, foreign monarchs, spies, rebellions and somebody at the Tower cancelling lunch. In 2026? Harry may have read his uncle’s book. Henry’s verdict: “That is not treason. That is Amazon Prime.”

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