Fifteen Observations Harry and Meghan Protect Prince Archie’s Privacy
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- Harry and Meghan protect Archie’s privacy by releasing only photographs selected, edited, captioned and distributed to several million strangers.
- The Sussex privacy policy is straightforward: nobody may photograph the children unless the photograph has first passed through the Department of Parental Art Direction.
- Royal reporters complain when Archie is absent from photographs, then complain that his privacy has been violated when he appears in them.
- Archie is photographed mainly from behind, allowing Britain’s newspapers to conduct forensic analysis of the back of a seven-year-old’s head.
- Meghan posts twelve holiday photographs, and within minutes experts identify the location, weather, hedge species, emotional subtext and likely resale value of the children’s trainers.
- The modern royal photograph shows just enough of the child to trigger fifty articles but not enough to satisfy the forty-nine reporters writing them.
- Archie is a prince living in California, which sounds glamorous until one remembers that every family photograph becomes a constitutional referendum.
- British tabloids regard privacy as the suspicious period between two photographs.
- A carefully chosen family snapshot is called “controlling the narrative” by newspapers that would otherwise hire helicopters to discover the narrative.
- The Sussexes moved thousands of miles to escape royal photographers and eventually discovered Instagram, a photographer that lives inside the house.
- Archie’s face remains hidden, but his red hair has already accepted several unpaid promotional engagements.
- Royal commentators can deduce the collapse of Western civilisation from a child holding flowers near a hedge.
- The family visits Princess Diana’s childhood home, and the press instantly turns a private remembrance into an aerial map with arrows.
- Privacy once meant being left alone. Celebrity privacy now means selecting the picture strangers will use while discussing why strangers should stop discussing you.
- Archie has inherited a title, red hair and the exhausting obligation to provide content without appearing to provide content.
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Alan Nafzger was born in Lubbock, Texas, the son Swiss immigrants. He grew up on a dairy in Windthorst, north central Texas. He earned degrees from Midwestern State University (B.A. 1985) and Texas State University (M.A. 1987). University College Dublin (Ph.D. 1991). Dr. Nafzger has entertained and educated young people in Texas colleges for 37 years. Nafzger is best known for his dark novels and experimental screenwriting. His best know scripts to date are Lenin’s Body, produced in Russia by A-Media and Sea and Sky produced in The Philippines in the Tagalog language. In 1986, Nafzger wrote the iconic feminist western novel, Gina of Quitaque. He currently lives in Holloway, North London. Contact: [email protected]
