An exact walking route through South Kensington’s museum quarter, Kensington Gardens and past Kensington Palace to Queensway
Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat present the walk that packs three of the world’s best museums, a royal palace, and a 275 acre park into a single afternoon.
The Kensington Grandeur Route
This is Victorian-era London showing off. Prince Albert used profits from the 1851 Great Exhibition to build Albertopolis: museums, concert halls, a college of art, and a very large gilt memorial to himself that his wife personally approved.
Start and Finish
Start: South Kensington Station.
Finish: Queensway or High Street Kensington.
Distance: 2.4 miles.
Time: 1 hour walking, a full day with museums.
Exact Directions
Exit South Kensington Station and follow the pedestrian tunnel signed “Museums.” The tunnel is Victorian, slightly damp, and surfaces outside the Natural History Museum. Admission to all three South Kensington museums is free. See nhm.ac.uk, sciencemuseum.org.uk, vam.ac.uk.
From Exhibition Road, walk north. On your right: the Victoria and Albert Museum (decorative arts, fashion, 2.3 million objects). On your left: the Science Museum. Beyond: the Natural History Museum (main hall has the blue whale skeleton nicknamed Hope).
Continue north to the Royal Albert Hall (1871) and across the road, the Albert Memorial. Enter Kensington Gardens via Albert Memorial’s gate.
Walk west through Kensington Gardens along the Broad Walk or Flower Walk. Pass the Serpentine Gallery and Serpentine Sackler Gallery, both free.
Continue west toward Kensington Palace. The palace sits on the south-west edge of the gardens. Exit via Kensington Palace Gardens, then turn right onto Bayswater Road. Finish at Queensway Station, or turn south to High Street Kensington.
What to See
Natural History Museum. Science Museum. V&A. Royal Albert Hall. Albert Memorial. Serpentine lake. Serpentine Gallery. Kensington Palace (see Historic Royal Palaces). Peter Pan Statue. Diana Memorial Fountain.
Coffee, Toilets, Survival
Coffee: Muriel’s Kitchen, Buns from Home, museum cafes. Food: Comptoir Libanais, Daquise (Polish classic, has been here since 1947), V&A cafe in the frescoed room. Toilets: all three museums, palace, multiple public facilities in Kensington Gardens.
The Humour Interlude
The Natural History Museum contains a dinosaur skeleton replica so large that the main hall was designed around it in 1881, then in 2017 they replaced the dinosaur with a whale, and visiting grandparents still insist you go see “Dippy,” who is on tour. This is the museum equivalent of asking “where is the rotary phone.”
Kensington Gardens is where London goes to remind itself it has peacocks, swans and, most alarmingly, sensible people on bicycles. A royal parks satirist has noted that more engagement photos are taken at the Italian Gardens each Saturday than all photos taken in Luton in a year.
Local Wisdom
Book museum time slots in advance. Weekday mornings for quiet galleries, Sunday afternoons for park energy. The V&A has the best museum cafe in the world; there is no debate worth having about this.
For museum satire, see McSweeney’s.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/
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