The nudity in Renaissance art was painted over centuries later, and the man who did it was nicknamed the trouser-maker
The Adam and Eve holds a 4.1 from twelve hundred and fourteen people, charges ten to twenty pounds, and it is the second Adam and Eve in this survey.
And this time we are going to talk about the fig leaf.
It is in the text
Which is the one thing that is.
Because Genesis does not say apple – it says fruit, and no species is named, and the apple is very probably a Latin pun, because malum means both evil and apple.
But the fig leaves are there, explicitly, in the next verse. They sewed them together and made themselves coverings.
Which is, incidentally, decent evidence that the fruit was a fig, since it is the tree that is actually mentioned.
And then they went on everything
Which is the part that is not in the text at all.
Because an enormous quantity of classical and Renaissance art depicts the nude – and it was not considered scandalous at the time it was made.
And centuries later, it was covered up.
The Fig Leaf Campaign
Which is a real thing, and it happened across Europe.
Fig leaves were carved, cast, and plastered onto existing statues – frequently by chipping off what was there first, which is irreversible.
And paintings were overpainted.
And the Sistine Chapel
Which is the great example.
Because Michelangelo’s Last Judgment was full of nudes – and it caused an argument almost immediately, and after his death the Council of Trent hardened the position.
And a painter was employed to add drapery.
His name was Daniele da Volterra.
And he was nicknamed, for the rest of history, Il Braghettone – the breeches-maker. The trouser-maker.
He was a serious artist. That is what he is remembered for.
Which is the finding
Eight postcodes and twelve hundred and thirty-five articles.
The tellable version wins – and a man who did competent work for decades is remembered entirely for painting trousers onto somebody else’s masterpiece because he was told to.
And some of it has been removed, in restoration – and some has been left, because the overpainting is now itself four hundred years old and part of the history.
Which is a Ship of Theseus, and nobody has an answer.
And the Vatican has a box of them
Which is the ending, and it is genuinely true.
Because when the fig leaves were removed from statues in later restorations, they had to go somewhere.
And there is a persistent and well-attested account of a collection of plaster fig leaves held in the Vatican – kept, catalogued, and no longer attached to anything.
A drawer full of censorship, removed from the objects it was censoring, preserved as an artefact in its own right.
The Prat’s editorial desk finds this entirely delightful.
Because it is the constraint outliving the thing it constrained – a box of plaster modesty, in a drawer, in Rome, describing an anxiety that nobody now has, filed and numbered.
Verdict
Good pub, cheap, honest number.
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