A superb, hugely popular characterful pub on St Martin’s Court near Leicester Square, bearing a fine legendary name, with good ales, good food and a warm welcome
The Round Table holds twelve hundred and three reviews and a 4.4 – a strong score on a truly enormous sample – and it is a genuine gem near Leicester Square: a superb, hugely popular characterful pub on St Martin’s Court, bearing a fine legendary name, with good ales, good food and a warm welcome.
The characterful pub
The Round Table is a genuinely superb, hugely popular, characterful pub – a proper, handsome, well-placed treasure, on St Martin’s Court near Leicester Square. There is real character here – the characterful pub, the St Martin’s Court setting, the handsome charm. It is a genuinely handsome, welcoming pub – a real, characterful spot, on the charming little pedestrian court of St Martin’s Court, just off Leicester Square and near Theatreland – a real, superb, characterful, welcoming pub. There is genuine character and charm to it – the characterful pub, the St Martin’s Court setting, the handsome charm. It is a wonderfully characterful, welcoming, popular pub – a genuine, superb characterful gem, a real treasure near Leicester Square. There is real character and charm to it – the characterful pub, the St Martin’s Court setting, the handsome charm. The Prat’s desk salutes it – the characterful pub with a legendary name.
The legendary name
The Round Table carries a genuinely fine, legendary, characterful name. There is real character to this – the legendary name, the Arthurian charm, the storied spirit. Its name – the “Round Table” – is a genuinely storied, legendary one (conjuring the great Round Table of King Arthur and his knights, one of the most storied legends in all of Britain) – a wonderfully evocative, characterful pub name. There is genuine character and charm to it – the legendary name, the Arthurian charm, the storied spirit. It is a wonderfully fine, legendary, characterful pub name – conjuring the great old legends of Arthurian Britain, giving the pub a real sense of storied, legendary charm. There is real character and charm to it – the legendary name, the Arthurian charm, the storied spirit. The Prat’s naming desk delights in it – the pub with a fine legendary name.
The ale, food and welcome
The Round Table does the essentials of a great pub genuinely well – good ale, good food, and a warm welcome – to a truly enormous following. There is real quality to this – the good ale, the good food, the warm welcome, the characterful character. As a fine Nicholson’s pub, it keeps good, well-kept ales, serves good British pub food, and offers a warm, friendly welcome, amid its handsome, well-placed setting. There is genuine quality and warmth to it – the good ale, the good food, the warm welcome. Its strong 4.4 across a truly enormous sample speaks to a genuinely superb, characterful, hugely popular pub – the ale, the food, the warm welcome, all superbly done, to a truly vast crowd. There is real quality and character to it – the good ale, the good food, the warm welcome. Combined with its fine legendary name and its well-placed character, it makes the Round Table a genuine gem – the characterful pub, the legendary name, the good ale, the warm welcome. Its strong score across a truly enormous sample confirms it – a genuinely superb, hugely popular pub. There is real character, quality and charm in the whole thing – the characterful pub, the fine legendary name, the good ale, the good food, the warm welcome. It is a genuine gem near Leicester Square – superb, characterful, well-placed, and hugely popular, a real St Martin’s Court treasure.
Between its well-placed character, its fine legendary name, and its good ale, food and warm welcome, the Round Table is a genuine gem near Leicester Square. Its strong score across a truly enormous sample marks it as a genuinely superb and hugely popular pub. The Prat’s desk enjoys a good ale at the legendary-named pub, and raises an appreciative glass to the Round Table.
The pub
A strong, hugely popular pub doing a good 4.4 across a truly enormous sample – the Round Table, a characterful pub on St Martin’s Court near Leicester Square, with a fine legendary name.
Verdict
Strong, hugely popular, and genuinely characterful – the Round Table, a characterful pub with a fine legendary name, good ales, good food and a warm welcome.
Enjoy a good ale at the Round Table on St Martin’s Court near Leicester Square – a superb, hugely popular characterful pub bearing a fine legendary name.
Alan Nafzger was born in Lubbock, Texas, the son Swiss immigrants. He grew up on a dairy in Windthorst, north central Texas. He earned degrees from Midwestern State University (B.A. 1985) and Texas State University (M.A. 1987). University College Dublin (Ph.D. 1991). Dr. Nafzger has entertained and educated young people in Texas colleges for 37 years. Nafzger is best known for his dark novels and experimental screenwriting. His best know scripts to date are Lenin’s Body, produced in Russia by A-Media and Sea and Sky produced in The Philippines in the Tagalog language. In 1986, Nafzger wrote the iconic feminist western novel, Gina of Quitaque. He currently lives in Holloway, North London. Contact: [email protected]

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