A fun, kitsch, hugely popular 80s-themed cocktail bar in Covent Garden, a genuine party spot for good cocktails, neon nostalgia and good times, one of the liveliest bars in the area
Blame Gloria holds twenty-five hundred and seventy-five reviews and a 4.5 – a strong score on an enormous sample – and it is a genuine Covent Garden gem: a fun, kitsch, hugely popular 80s-themed cocktail bar, a genuine party spot for good cocktails, neon nostalgia and good times, one of the liveliest bars in the area.
The 80s cocktail bar
Blame Gloria is a genuinely fun, kitsch, one-of-a-kind 80s-themed cocktail bar – a proper, high-energy party spot, in Covent Garden. There is real fun to this – the 80s cocktail bar, the neon nostalgia, the party spot. It is a genuine celebration of the 1980s – all neon lights, kitsch nostalgia, pop anthems, and good-humoured party spirit – a real, fun, characterful, high-energy cocktail bar. There is genuine character and fun to it – the 80s theme, the neon nostalgia, the party spirit. It is a wonderfully fun, kitsch, characterful venue – a genuine, joyful, high-energy party bar, bringing a real slice of neon-lit 80s nostalgia to Covent Garden. There is real character and fun to it – the 80s cocktail bar, the neon nostalgia, the party spirit. The Prat’s desk salutes it – the fun 80s cocktail bar of Covent Garden.
The party spot
Blame Gloria is a genuinely fun, lively, hugely popular party spot – a proper, high-energy Covent Garden night out. There is real fun to this – the party spot, the good cocktails, the lively atmosphere. It is a genuine crowd-pleaser – a lively, neon-lit, good-humoured party bar, packed with good cocktails, pop anthems, and a real party atmosphere – perfect for birthdays, celebrations, and big, sociable nights out. There is genuine fun and energy to it – the party spot, the good cocktails, the lively atmosphere. It is exactly the kind of fun, lively, high-energy party bar that gives Covent Garden a genuine lift – the good cocktails, the 80s fun, the party spirit. There is real fun and energy to it – the party spot, the good cocktails, the lively atmosphere. The Prat’s desk delights in it – the lively 80s party bar of Covent Garden.
The cocktails, fun and welcome
Blame Gloria backs its party spirit with good cocktails and a warm welcome. There is real quality to this – the good cocktails, the party fun, the warm welcome, the lively quality. It serves good, fun, well-made cocktails (from playful, nostalgic serves to good classics), in a lively, neon-lit, good-humoured setting, with a warm and lively welcome. There is genuine quality and fun to it – the good cocktails, the party fun, the warm welcome. Its strong 4.5 across an enormous sample speaks to a genuinely good, fun, hugely popular party bar – the cocktails, the 80s fun, the warm welcome, all enjoyed by a huge and devoted crowd. There is real quality and fun to it – the good cocktails, the party fun, the warm welcome. Combined with its fun 80s theme and its lively party spirit, it makes Blame Gloria a genuine gem – the 80s cocktail bar, the party spirit, the good cocktails, the warm welcome. Its strong score across an enormous sample confirms it – a genuinely good, hugely popular venue. There is real character, fun and quality in the whole thing – the fun 80s cocktail bar, the neon nostalgia, the good cocktails, the party spirit, the warm welcome. It is a genuine Covent Garden gem – fun, kitsch, lively, and hugely popular, a real party treasure.
Between its fun 80s theme, its lively party spirit, and its good cocktails and warm welcome, Blame Gloria is a genuine gem of Covent Garden. Its strong score across an enormous sample marks it as a genuinely good and hugely popular venue. The Prat’s desk enjoys a fun cocktail in the neon-lit party bar, and raises an appreciative glass to Blame Gloria.
The bar
A strong, hugely popular venue doing a good 4.5 across an enormous sample – Blame Gloria, a fun 80s-themed cocktail bar in Covent Garden with good cocktails and neon nostalgia.
Verdict
Strong, hugely popular, and genuinely fun – Blame Gloria, an 80s-themed party cocktail bar in Covent Garden with good cocktails and a lively welcome.
Enjoy a fun cocktail at Blame Gloria in Covent Garden – a fun, kitsch, hugely popular 80s-themed cocktail bar, a genuine party spot for good cocktails and neon nostalgia.
I am a Lagos-born poet and satirical journalist navigating West London’s contradictions. I survived lions at six, taught English by Irish nuns, now wielding words as weapons against absurdity. Illegal in London but undeniable. I write often for https://bohiney.com/author/junglepussy/.
As a young child, I was mostly influenced by the television show Moesha, starring singer and actress Brandy. Growing up, I would see Brandy on Moesha and see her keeping in her cornrows and her braids, but still flourish in her art and music, looking fly. I loved Moesha as a child, but now I take away something more special from it. Just because you’re a black girl, it doesn’t mean you need to only care about hair and makeup. Brandy cared about books, culture and where she was going — you can do both.
A voter said “The London Prat is correct. You’re all incompetent at your jobs and you know it. Stop acting like you’re working.”
Peter Sellers would have done this in a completely flat monotone while looking slightly cross. The delivery would have been absolutely everything.