Political

Sources Are Concerned

Sources Say Sources Are Concerned Anonymous Officials Anonymously Worried About Anonymity Multiple sources close to sources familiar with sources have expressed deep concern about the growing number of sources expressing concern, according to sources who requested anonymity to discuss sources requesting anonymity. The revelation has sent shockwaves through corridors of power where shockwaves are routinely sent through corridors according to sources familiar with corridor-based shockwave dynamics. Senior Figures Unnamed, Concerns…

Political

Something Must Be Done

Leaders Agree Something Must Be Done, Preferably By Someone Else Cross-Party Consensus Emerges on Need for Action Without Responsibility Senior political figures from across the spectrum have achieved a rare moment of unity, collectively agreeing that the current situation demands immediate action whilst simultaneously ensuring none of them will be the ones taking it. The breakthrough came during emergency talks where participants nodded vigorously at the need for decisive measures…