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Jude Bellingham: Willing to Fight for England

England Finds Someone Willing to Fight for It, Immediately Considers Jude Bellingham for Defence Secretary Bellingham’s Halftime Scuffle With Barco, Otamendi, De Paul and Messi Convinces Nation That Courage May Still Be Available Without a Government Consultation ATLANTA, Georgia, USA Bellingham’s One-Man Campaign Against the Entire Argentine Midfield Jude Bellingham’s confrontations lasted only a few seconds each, but that was apparently long enough for England to identify its newest national…

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Bronze Comes Home

Bronze Comes Home After Gold and Silver Make Other Arrangements As the comedian Jimmy Carr once put it about English optimism, “We don’t fear failure — we frame it.” Nowhere was that more visible than Miami Gardens, Florida, where England didn’t so much win football’s holy grail as return home clutching the runner-up’s consolation prize and insisting it was actually the good one. England Beat France 6-4 in the Most England…