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Governance International

Anglo-European Defence Cooperation

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Paris Announces Strategic Plan to Punish Britain, Accidentally Strengthens Anglo-European Cooperation Instead France’s attempt to keep Britain out of EU defence money reportedly hits a small financial boomerang, proving once again that European unity works best when everyone is furious at the same French spreadsheet. Brussels Dateline: Britain Sneaks Back In Through the Paperwork Paris has reportedly discovered that writing rules to exclude Britain from EU defence funding can be…

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France Discovers Acceptable Defence Doctrine

Bethan Morgan

France Discovers That ‘Backfire’ Is Also a Perfectly Acceptable Defence Doctrine 🔥 Military planners unveil revolutionary strategy in which every failed attempt to weaken Britain somehow strengthens Britain’s negotiating position instead. Paris Dateline: Introducing “Strategic Backfire” French defence officials have reportedly unveiled a bold new military doctrine known as “Strategic Backfire,” after discovering that their latest effort to reduce Britain’s role in European defence accidentally inconvenienced France almost as much…

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Bold Plan to Reopen the Strait of Hormuz

Alan Nafzger

Strait Talk: Britain and France Launch Bold Plan to Reopen the Strait of Hormuz Using Only Tone of Voice Downing Street and the Élysée convene 40 nations in a historic attempt to negotiate with geography — sources confirm no actual boats will be involved, but everyone in attendance will feel extremely heard. Whitehall Unveils New Doctrine: Aggressive Nodding In what insiders are calling a decisive pivot in British foreign policy,…