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Metropolitan Police: Is Hate Now Illegal?

The Metropolitan Police Announce Bold New Strategy: Arrest Nothing, Record Everything The Metropolitan Police have unveiled what they describe as a modern, compassionate, data-driven approach to law enforcement, and what everyone else recognizes as policing by vibes. Under the new guidance, citizens are encouraged to report hate incidents even when no crime has occurred, no law has been broken, and no officer could possibly explain what they would do with the information…