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Northeast Voters Always Say “NO”!

Northeast Celebrates 1,000 Years Of Consistently Rejecting Terrible Ideas And Voting No on Dumb Referendums is a GOOD thing! NEWCASTLE, ENGLAND — Historians, political scientists, and several confused civil servants gathered this week to celebrate the enduring legacy of the North East of England, a region whose voters have achieved something almost unheard of in modern democracy: occasionally reading government proposals before voting on them. The anniversary is being marked by…

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The Mystery of God

The Entire Debate about Atheism The internet has finally solved the mystery of God using the same method used to evaluate Olive Garden service — one star, waited forever, never came back. The entire debate about atheism has apparently been reduced to Yelp reviews about the universe. Philosophers spent 2,500 years debating metaphysics only for Twitter to conclude the argument is basically about whether the cosmic chef forgot the order.…