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William Urges Britain to Talk About Mental Health, Except Harry

Prince of Wales champions compassion, understanding and listening without judgment, while royal observers wonder whether his latest campaign is Britain’s most elaborate insult disguised as kindness. LONDON – According to Marie Claire, which ran the story on October 10, Prince William has no plans to go quiet on mental health. The Prince of Wales wants people to check in on each other, listen without judging and be kind, and the royal…

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Prince William, Heir, Left Near Too Many Metaphors

Prince William Calls Harry a ‘Rotten Apple,’ Palace Immediately Launches Inquiry Into Who Keeps Leaving the Heir Near Metaphors William Brands Harry a ‘Rotten Apple,’ Apparently Forgets They Grew on the Same Royal Family Tree LONDON — Buckingham Palace has reportedly launched an emergency review of all metaphors within fifty yards of Prince William after the Prince of Wales was linked through an unnamed source to the description of his…

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Britain Faces Six Impending Royal Conflicts

Prince Harry Faces Six Impending Royal Crisis, Palace Quietly Orders Seventh Just in Case Royal Calendar Now Includes Remembrance Sunday, Christmas, Carol Singing and Several Ceremonial Opportunities to Stand Near Someone You Haven’t Spoken to Since 2022 LONDON — Britain, having temporarily run short of constitutional emergencies, has discovered six fresh crises involving Prince Harry, Meghan Markle and the terrifying possibility that somebody might attend Christmas lunch. What are the…

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Diana Inc.: New Book and New Netflix Film

Diana Inc.: New Book, New Netflix Film, and a King Bracing for Impact Thirty years on, Princess Diana remains the family’s most reliable income stream, and nobody in Buckingham Palace can figure out how to unionise against it There is a very specific look that crosses a monarch’s face when he learns a member of his own former in-law network is publishing a memoir called Swan Song, and it is not…