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Kate Middleton Wears Britain’s Most Unroyal Dress

Alan Nafzger

Kate Middleton Wears Britain’s Most Unroyal Dress, Monarchy Survives Two Side Slits Palace Orders Immediate Review After Princess Appears at Dinner Wearing Colour, Mesh and Detectable Human Legs LONDON, ENGLAND Britain’s constitutional order was placed on heightened alert after photographs resurfaced of Catherine, Princess of Wales, wearing a floral Tory Burch mesh gown containing two side slits during a 2016 royal tour of Bhutan. The dress was worn to a private…

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If You See Andrew, Scurry…

Alan Nafzger

Royal Family Introduces New Protocol: If You See Andrew, Scurry Indoors Immediately A Calm, Dignified Response to an Extremely Specific Problem Context: This satirical piece responds to recent events surrounding Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s eviction from Royal Lodge and his relocation to the Sandringham estate. After new Jeffrey Epstein-related documents emerged, King Charles stripped his brother of his royal titles in October 2025. The former prince recently moved from his Windsor residence under cover of darkness,…

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King Charles Offers Harry a Royal Couch

Alan Nafzger

King Charles Offers Harry a Royal Couch and a Warm Hug—But William Says Bring Your Own Tea This satirical piece responds to ongoing speculation about potential reconciliation between King Charles III and his younger son Prince Harry, following years of public tension after Harry and Meghan’s departure from royal duties, their explosive Oprah interview, Harry’s memoir Spare, and the Netflix documentary series. Recent reports suggest the King may be softening his stance, though Prince William reportedly remains…

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Princess Kate’s Perfect Curtsy

Dr. Ingrid Gustafsson, Ph.D.

Princess Kate’s Perfect Curtsy Declared Britain’s Most Stable Institution Since Tea Five Observations From a Nation That Responds to Knee-Bends the Way Other Nations Respond to Moon Landings Princess Kate reportedly bent one knee so gracefully that three backbench MPs immediately assumed someone else was handling the nation. British economists, having run out of believable explanations for anything, briefly credited the curtsy with strengthening sterling. King Charles witnessed the move…