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Prince Harry Reconciles With King Charles

Alan Nafzger

Prince Harry Reconciles With King Charles After Discovering Father Still Has a Functioning Chequebook Royal Healing Reportedly Accelerates After Lawyers Discover Compassion May Be Tax-Deductible By Emily Cartwright | LONDON Prince Harry’s long-awaited reconciliation with King Charles has entered an encouraging new phase after the Duke of Sussex reportedly remembered that his estranged father is not merely a parent, monarch and defender of the faith, but also a gentleman with…

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King Charles Dreams of Family Reunion

Emily Cartwright

King Charles Dreams of Family Reunion Lasting Longer Than the News Cycle Palace Unveils New Five-Year Plan as Engineers Attempt to Build a Sentence Containing the Words “Harry,” “Meghan,” and “Lunch” Without Triggering a National Incident LONDON — Britain, a nation that once ran the largest empire the world has ever seen, now devotes the bulk of its strategic energy to getting four specific adults to sit at the same…

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Meghan Markle Needs One Thing

Isla Campbell

Meghan Markle Reportedly Needs Just One Thing: A Royal Family With Selective Amnesia Experts Say Meghan’s Comeback Plan Hinges on Britain Forgetting the Last Five Years — Good Luck With That LONDON — Buckingham Palace officials are reportedly reviewing an innovative new reconciliation strategy after royal commentators suggested the only obstacle standing between Meghan Markle and a triumphant return is the British public’s inconvenient habit of remembering things. According to unnamed palace…

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King Charles Offers Harry a Royal Couch

Alan Nafzger

King Charles Offers Harry a Royal Couch and a Warm Hug—But William Says Bring Your Own Tea This satirical piece responds to ongoing speculation about potential reconciliation between King Charles III and his younger son Prince Harry, following years of public tension after Harry and Meghan’s departure from royal duties, their explosive Oprah interview, Harry’s memoir Spare, and the Netflix documentary series. Recent reports suggest the King may be softening his stance, though Prince William reportedly remains…