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Metropolitan Police: Is Hate Now Illegal?

Mei Lin Chen

The Metropolitan Police Announce Bold New Strategy: Arrest Nothing, Record Everything The Metropolitan Police have unveiled what they describe as a modern, compassionate, data-driven approach to law enforcement, and what everyone else recognizes as policing by vibes. Under the new guidance, citizens are encouraged to report hate incidents even when no crime has occurred, no law has been broken, and no officer could possibly explain what they would do with the information…

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Sam Altman Discovers the Dinner Menu Has Changed

Alan Nafzger

The Left Eats Its Own: Sam Altman Discovers the Dinner Menu Has Changed 🍽️🤖 There is a sacred ritual on the modern Left. It is older than Twitter, stronger than irony, and far more predictable than a Tesla recall. First, they build a hero. Then they worship the hero. Then, one morning, the hero wakes up and discovers he has been breaded, fried, and served with a smug dipping sauce.…

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Britain Isn’t the Kingdom You Signed Up For

Junglepussy

Britain: The Island of “What Did You Just Call Free Speech?” By Hugo Cumbersnatch and Polly Glottis — Special from the Transatlantic Chuckle Weekly Britain Isn’t the Kingdom You Signed Up For When Americans first heard of England, they imagined tweed, polite queues, crumpets, and people saying “sorry” at volume levels above 3 decibels. What they did not expect was Britain to quietly reinvent itself as the world’s most elegantly…

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Mark Twain’s Immortal Wisdom

Bethan Morgan

Mark Twain’s Immortal Wisdom Meets Modern British Left-Wing Politics Here we go — a gleeful, snark-seasoned satirical riff on Mark Twain’s immortal wisdom: “Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” …as applied to the bizarre, theatrical pantomime we keep calling modern British left-wing politics. 🌪️🎭 Twain’s Quote Meets Today’s British Left (And the Queue Never Ends) Let’s unpack this with…