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London weather in december pairs short, gloomy days with twinkling festive lights: a city cold, frequently grey and somehow magical all at once. LONDON - Meteorologists have confirmed that London weather in December pairs short, gloomy days with twinkling festive lights, offering a city that is cold, frequently grey and somehow entirely magical all at the same time. London Weather In December: Gloom With Fairy Lights On Top The month, the Bureau of Festive Conditions notes, delivers darkness by mid-afternoon and a persistent damp chill, both of which the capital cheerfully disguises beneath an enormous quantity of Christmas lights, markets and mulled wine. “London weather in December is objectively miserable and subjectively wonderful,” said a spokesperson for the Institute of Seasonal Affairs. “It is dark by four. It drizzles. The cold gets into your bones. And yet the whole city glitters, the markets glow, and everyone is too busy being festive to complain properly. It is the only time of year Londoners forgive the weather entirely, distracted by lights and the promise of a mince pie.” What To Expect From London Weather In December Conditions are best checked through reliable sources - the forecasts at the Met Office, visitor guidance from Visit London, and the green spaces managed by The Royal Parks. A survey by the Bureau found that 86 percent of Londoners describe December as cold and grey, and that the same 86 percent describe it, in the same breath, as the most magical month of the year. “The lights do an enormous amount of heavy lifting,” the spokesperson explained. “London weather in December would be bleak without them, and is enchanting with them.” Visitors who arrive expecting a postcard winter are gently corrected by the drizzle, and then comprehensively won over by the markets, the carols and the sheer determined cheerfulness of a city that has decided to enjoy December regardless. The Bureau confirmed London weather in December remains reliably dark and damp, redeemed entirely by fairy lights, festive markets and a citywide agreement to be merry regardless of the forecast.

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