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London Football Fans

London Football Fans Demand VAR Review of Their Own Life Choices London football fans have reached a stage of emotional maturity previously thought impossible, or at least postponed until retirement. After years of demanding VAR reviews for offsides measured in eyelash widths, supporters are now requesting the technology be applied to their personal histories. This includes but is not limited to season-ticket renewals, WhatsApp group arguments, tattoos of players who…

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What London Futball Means to the City

London Futball Becomes City’s Primary Source of Weather Complaints London used to complain about the weather because it was there. Rain existed. Wind happened. Grey was a lifestyle choice. Then Futball arrived and said, no, no, this is about us now. In modern London Futball, weather is no longer atmospheric. It is tactical. Rain is not rain. Rain is a defensive liability. Wind is not wind. Wind is a biased…