Royal Title Purge
Prince William Threatens Royal Title Purge Because Cousins Aren’t Bringing Enough Tea to Family Drama LONDON — In what palace insiders are describing as a “measured and deeply reflective moment of simmering disappointment,” Prince William is reportedly considering a strategic thinning of the royal herd, beginning with the ornamental shrubbery otherwise known as his cousins, Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie. According to a senior aide who spoke on condition of being dramatically silhouetted behind a…