Universities Replace Philosophy Degrees With Internet Memes, Discover Graduates Can Become Unemployable, Existentially Miserable and Unbearably Annoying in Just Six Weeks
Higher education celebrates discovery that centuries of academic confusion can now be delivered through pictures of depressed cats. MANCHESTER, ENGLAND – British universities have announced plans to replace traditional philosophy degrees with accelerated internet meme courses after discovering that students can acquire the same existential anxiety, professional uncertainty and overwhelming sense of intellectual superiority in just six weeks. The breakthrough follows an extensive academic review concluding that most philosophical arguments…
