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U.K. Jury System

Government Solves Court Backlog by Removing the Part Where Citizens Participate London Officials Announce Bold Legal Innovation: Justice Without the Public LONDON — In what officials describe as a “modern, streamlined, and extremely convenient improvement to democracy,” the British government has unveiled a revolutionary legal reform: eliminating juries from thousands of criminal trials so that justice can proceed more efficiently without the unpredictable involvement of ordinary people. The announcement comes…

International News

Trump Rejects UK Aircraft Carriers

Trump Rejects UK Aircraft Carriers, Politely Suggests Britain Return to Its Original Role of Writing Strongly Worded Letters The centuries-old “special relationship” between the United States and Britain took a brief coffee break this week after President Donald Trump announced that America does not need the United Kingdom’s aircraft carriers in the current Middle East conflict, explaining that the war was already “basically won.” The announcement came shortly after British officials revealed…