London Dating Expert Says Stop Looking for Someone to Cure Your Loneliness, Entire City Immediately Deletes Hinge and Goes Back to Complaining About Rent | Experts discover Londoners were apparently using romance as an alternative to affordable housing
Psychologist Says Learn to Be Happy Alone Before Dating, London Singles Reply, ‘That’s Convenient, I Can’t Afford Dinner for Two Anyway’ | Emotional independence arrives in London just in time to become a cost-of-living strategy
Psychologist Tells Londoners to Heal Before Dating, NHS Announces First Available Emotional Appointment in March 2039 | Capital discovers self-improvement has a waiting list
London’s Divorced Women Now the Most Fought-Over Demographic in London, Property Agents Confirm They Saw It Coming First By our Marriage & Mortgage Correspondent, filing from a Zone 2 coffee shop where the oat milk costs more than some people’s first weddings London’s dating market has a new most-wanted list, and for once it isn’t the 6-foot, “loves to travel,” suspiciously well-lit man from Clapham. According to absolutely nobody with…
