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International Donors Prepare to Rebuild Gaza After Receiving Solemn Assurance the Money Is Definitely for Hotels

Alan Nafzger

International Donors Prepare to Rebuild Gaza After Receiving Solemn Assurance the Money Is Definitely for Hotels Hamas discovers that “armed resistance” has terrible reviews on TripAdvisor and may interfere with the infinity pool CAIRO, Egypt — International donors began warming up their cheque-signing hands Thursday after reports that Hamas and other Palestinian factions had accepted a framework for disarmament, or at least something that stands near disarmament at diplomatic receptions…

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International Community Demands Israel Stop Entrenching Gaza

Astrid Holgersson

International Community Demands Israel Stop Entrenching Gaza, Schedules Discussion Behind Several Security Barriers of Its Own Diplomats condemn Israel’s enormous earthen boundary from a fortified conference centre protected by railings, turnstiles, two metal detectors and a commissionaire named Nigel LONDON — The international community, or at least the portion of it that could get a visa appointment in time, has demanded that Israel reconsider building a miles-long earthen barrier inside…

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World’s Most Mislaid Explosives

Emily Cartwright

World’s Longest Meeting Ends With World’s Most Mislaid Explosives Islamabad woke up on Sunday morning to the gentle sound of diplomacy collapsing like a folding chair at a village fête. After 21 hours of intense negotiations between the United States and Iran, officials confirmed what everyone suspected somewhere around hour three: this was less “peace talks” and rather more “international couples counselling — with no counsellor.” JD Vance Travels Halfway…

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What If Putin Wins

Chelsea Bloom

What If Putin Wins, Or: Everyone Loses But Very Calmly 😂🌍 The Economist asks, with the tone of a man ordering soup in a war zone, “What if Putin wins?” Not wins wins, like fireworks and medals. No, this is a win that arrives wearing khakis, holding a clipboard, and saying, “Let’s circle back to that atrocity later.” This is the kind of victory where no one screams. They sigh. They convene. They…