UK and France Drop Bombs on ISIS Bunker to Remind World They’re Still Relevant
UK and France Drop Bombs on ISIS Bunker to Remind World They’re Still Relevant | Officials insist strike was about security, not attention, despite timing
Tag: Britain
Britain Reads About Berlin Wall
Britain Reads About Berlin Wall | Politely Asks If This Is Really Necessary
United Kingdom News: Still United, Technically Speaking
United Kingdom News: Still United, Technically Speaking | Britain Confirms It Remains One Country, Held Together By Paperwork And Habit
UK Told Stability Matters Most, Especially for Man Currently in Charge
UK Told Stability Matters Most, Especially for Man Currently in Charge | Nation reassured change will arrive eventually, just not today
British Men Fall in Love With
British Men Fall in Love With AI Model, Say She’s “Less Demanding Than Greggs” The Future of Romance: No Questions About Your Feelings on Brexit The modern British love story has finally reached its logical conclusion: men across the UK have announced they are emotionally invested in a woman who does not exist, does not age, does not ask why he’s watching Match of the Day for the third time,…
Britain Observes Space Race From Ground
Britain Observes Space Race From Ground | Expresses Interest Without Leaving Chair
Trump and Allies Target London, City Responds by Raising Rent
Trump and Allies Target London, City Responds by Raising Rent | Ideological assault met with property market adjustment
Mysterious American Troops Transit Britain, Officials Say ‘Don’t Overthink It’
Mysterious American Troops Transit Britain, Officials Say ‘Don’t Overthink It’ | Government reassures public that mystery is not a cause for curiosity
Britain Welcomes New Television Channel
Britain Welcomes New Television Channel | Wonders Quietly If Two Are Quite Enough