A grateful nation gave him a palace, the building nearly ruined the family, and his wife fought the builders for thirty years
The Marlborough Arms holds a 4.2 from fifteen hundred and two people, and the man in the name was given a palace and it very nearly destroyed him.
Blenheim
John Churchill, first Duke of Marlborough, won the battle of Blenheim in 1704 – which was a genuinely enormous victory and which broke the run of French dominance in Europe.
And a grateful nation voted him a palace.
Not a house. A palace – and the word is precise, because Blenheim is the only non-royal, non-episcopal building in England that is permitted to be called one.
The problem
Nobody had agreed who was paying.
Parliament voted the palace. The Crown was to fund it. And then the political weather changed, Marlborough fell out of favour, and the money stopped.
And the building was half-built.
Which is the worst possible state for an enormous baroque palace to be in, and the Marlboroughs ended up paying an extremely large amount of it out of their own pocket, and the debts followed the family for decades.
The Prat’s architectural desk regards this as the earliest well-documented example in Britain of a public building project that overran, changed scope, lost its funding, and was finished by somebody who never wanted it.
Sarah
Who is the actual story, and who fought everybody.
Sarah Churchill, Duchess of Marlborough, was one of the most formidable people of her age – she was, for years, the closest confidante of Queen Anne, and she was widely believed to control her.
And she hated Blenheim.
She fought the architect, Vanbrugh, relentlessly and publicly, over cost, over scale, over everything – and she eventually had him barred from the site he had designed.
He was not permitted to enter the building he had built. He came to look at it once, as a tourist, with his wife, and was turned away at the gate.
What it cost her
The friendship with the Queen collapsed – spectacularly, publicly, and with lasting political consequences – and it took the Marlboroughs out of favour and out of power.
She lived another forty years. She spent an enormous amount of it in litigation with builders.
The Prat has now written about nineteen women on signs across seven postcodes, and can identify three of them – and Sarah Churchill, who is not on the sign, is on it, because it is her husband’s name.
Verdict
Good pub, honest number.
Go, and know that the palace on the sign was a gift that arrived with an invoice.
Vanbrugh
Who designed it, and who had an extraordinary career.
He was a playwright first – a genuinely successful Restoration comic dramatist – and he became an architect with no training whatsoever, essentially by deciding to.
He designed Castle Howard. Then Blenheim. Both are enormous, theatrical, and unlike anything else in England.
And there is a widely repeated line that his buildings look like stage sets, which is meant as a criticism and which is entirely accurate and which is precisely why they work.
He had also, earlier, been imprisoned in the Bastille for two years as a suspected spy. He wrote a play while he was in there.
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