An exact four mile walking route linking Hampstead Heath, Parliament Hill and Primrose Hill with the best skyline views in north London
Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat present a walk that earns its skyline views, one hill at a time.
The Hampstead to Primrose Epic Ridge Walk
This links the two best free skyline views in London: Parliament Hill on Hampstead Heath (98 metres) and Primrose Hill (65 metres). Both are protected viewpoints, meaning no new building can legally obstruct the line of sight to St Paul’s. This is an actual planning law. Britain is sometimes glorious.
Start and Finish
Start: Hampstead Station.
Finish: Chalk Farm Station.
Distance: 4 miles.
Time: 1 hour 40 minutes walking, 4 hours with picnic stops.
Exact Directions
Exit Hampstead Station. Walk north through Hampstead Village briefly, then east onto Flask Walk and into the Heath via East Heath Road.
Follow signed paths south-east across the Heath to Parliament Hill. The viewpoint is marked. See the full skyline: The Shard, St Paul’s, Canary Wharf, the BT Tower, and on a clear day, the Surrey hills to the far south. Royal Parks and the City of London Corporation maintain this; see Hampstead Heath.
Descend south-west from Parliament Hill toward Gospel Oak. Cross into the streets of Kentish Town, heading south-west. Walk 1 mile through residential streets toward Chalk Farm and Primrose Hill.
Alternatively, take the Overground from Gospel Oak one stop to Kentish Town West, then walk 10 minutes to Primrose Hill, if the four mile total feels excessive.
Enter Primrose Hill park and climb. At the top is the same skyline, framed differently, with Regent’s Park in the foreground. Descend south to Regent’s Park Road for Chalk Farm Station.
What to See
Hampstead Village. Hampstead Heath (790 acres). Kenwood House detour (north-west). Parliament Hill viewpoint. Hampstead Ponds. Kentish Town cafe row. Primrose Hill. Primrose Hill Village. Regent’s Park is the next large park south.
Coffee, Toilets, Survival
Coffee: Ginger & White (Hampstead), Parlour Cafe on the Heath, Greenberry Cafe (Primrose Hill). Food: The Engineer, Lemonia (Primrose Hill Greek legend, since 1979). Toilets: Hampstead Heath Pavilion Cafe, Kentish Town pubs, Primrose Hill park gates.
The Humour Interlude
The Parliament Hill viewpoint is one of the only places in London where a 90 year old in a tweed coat and a 22 year old TikToker will stand shoulder to shoulder silently for 40 seconds before both nodding and walking off. Good view. Brief consensus. Britain in miniature.
Primrose Hill at sunset contains an unusual concentration of novelists, musicians, and people who will claim to have dated a Royal. A London hill satirist has noted that Primrose Hill is the only public park where the dogs have memoirs.
Local Wisdom
Do this in autumn for best light and least crowds. Carry water; the route has long stretches without shops. Both hills are free. Free views in London are a minor miracle.
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