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Labour Blames Tories

Labour MPs Quietly Googling “How To Blame Previous Government Forever” During Lunch Break LONDON — Internal browsing data obtained by The London Prat through means we are legally advised to describe as “journalistic,” rather than “asking Gerald to check his mate’s browser history,” reveals that no fewer than 47 Labour MPs spent some portion of their parliamentary lunch break on Tuesday searching for variants of the phrase “how long can…

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Global Markets Rise on Rumor

Global Markets Rise on Rumor That Humans May Briefly Behave Rationally Unverified Report of Coordinated De-Escalation Sends Indices Up 2.3% Before Someone Reads the Follow-Up Global equity markets rose sharply on Wednesday morning following an unverified report that parties to the current Middle East standoff had agreed to a preliminary framework for talks — a development that, if true, would represent a significant de-escalation and, if false, represents a significant…