One of Battersea’s best-scored pubs, flying the flag of the queen who gave her age, her park and half her borough its shape
The Victoria Battersea posts a genuinely excellent 4.7 across more than two thousand reviews – one of the strongest scores in the whole Battersea survey, and on a large sample too, which is where a high score really counts. The Prat’s naming desk salutes the pub and then, inevitably, turns to the woman on the sign.
A serious score
Before the etymology, credit where it is due. A 4.7 is easy to post across a hundred reviews and very hard to hold across two thousand. The Victoria holds it. That places it near the top of the neighbourhood, comfortably above the big-name riverside operations and the King’s Road grandees, on the strength of the one thing a pub can least fake: sustained goodwill from a large number of drinkers.
Victoria, everywhere
The name is the most common in the British pub canon for a simple reason: Victoria reigned for sixty-three years, longer than any monarch before her, and the pubs, streets, parks, stations and bridges that went up during her reign took her name as a matter of course. Battersea is thick with her legacy. Battersea Park itself is a Victorian creation, laid out on marshland reclaimed from the Thames as one of the great public parks of her age. The whole borough of terraces and commons and railway lines took its modern shape under her.
The Battersea she made
When The Victoria’s namesake came to the throne, Battersea was still a place of market gardens and lavender fields – the lavender that gave Lavender Hill its name. By the time she died, it was a dense Victorian town, knitted together by the arrival of Clapham Junction, which became the busiest railway junction in the world. A pub named Victoria in Battersea is not being lazy. It is naming the exact monarch under whom the surrounding streets were built.
The lavender and the railway
Those two details – the lavender and the railway – between them explain modern Battersea. The lavender fields that once perfumed the slope now called Lavender Hill were part of the market-garden belt that fed and scented Georgian London, and their name survives long after the last plant was built over. What replaced them was the railway: Clapham Junction opened in 1863 and swelled into the busiest junction in the world, and around its sidings and embankments the terraced streets multiplied at Victorian speed. The Victoria stands in a townscape that is, almost brick for brick, her creation – and its 4.7 suggests the neighbourhood has taken to it as warmly as it once took to her.
Verdict
A 4.7 across two thousand-plus reviews is the headline here and it is a strong one – this is one of Battersea’s best-loved rooms by the numbers, and the numbers are large enough to trust. The name is the most conventional in the book, but in this borough it is also the most apt: Battersea is a Victorian creation, and The Victoria flies the right flag.
Go for the score, which is earned, and drink to the queen whose sixty-three years turned Battersea’s lavender fields into the streets you walked in on.
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