Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip Stayed Married 73 Years by Avoiding Each Other
Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip stayed married 73 years by avoiding each other, with a 775-room London palace as marriage counsellor.
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Wood Farm Welcomes Its Favorite Celebrity
Wood Farm Welcomes Its Favorite Neighborhood Celebrity, Finally Someone Interesting In a shocking outbreak of hospitality, residents near Sandringham have reportedly begun preparing casseroles, lawn chairs, and commemorative tea towels in anticipation of the arrival of Prince Andrew, who is expected to stay at Wood Farm while renovations occur elsewhere on the estate. The original rumor claimed locals were “uneasy” and “appalled.” Residents clarified that what journalists heard was actually: “uneasy about how much cake…
London’s Celebrity Nightclubs
Prince Andrew Banned from Every Celebrity Nightclub, Now Forced to Party with Actual Commoners London Nightclubs Install Revolutionary Security System: “No Former Dukes Named Andrew” LONDON — Britain’s nightlife industry has unveiled what security experts are calling the most advanced social filtering technology since velvet ropes were invented: a simple but effective rule posted at the doors of elite establishments across London reading, “No Former Dukes Named Andrew.” The policy…