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Labour Party Parasites

Hannah Miller

Labour Sends Party to Veterinarian After Strategist Discovers Colony of Political Parasites Living in the Manifesto Experts Recommend Deworming, Strong Tea, and a Quiet Read of Keith Joseph’s Collected Speeches LONDON — Alarm spread through Labour’s senior offices this week after a party strategist described hard-left candidates as “parasites,” accidentally triggering what historians believe to be the first medical emergency ever diagnosed during a policy awayday in a Travelodge conference room in…

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Stop Dumping Sewage Into Thames

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Thames Water Pledges To Stop Dumping Sewage Into Thames, Which Is Remarkable Considering That Has Been The Entire Purpose Of The Thames Since 1865 LONDON — In a statement that manages to be both sincere and completely inadequate, Thames Water — the water and sewerage company responsible for providing water to and removing sewage from 15 million people — has announced a “comprehensive commitment to water quality,” a pledge made approximately…