Government Announces New Tax on Icing, Calls It the Icing on the Cake Britain Solves Every National Crisis by Decorating It, While Ministers Insist Buttercream Is Now Official Economic Policy LONDON –– The Government unveiled what officials described as “Britain’s sweetest fiscal reform in generations” after announcing a new National Icing Levy, assuring taxpayers that adding another tax was simply “the icing on the cake.” Ministers insisted the levy would transform…
Scarborough Beach Declared Britain’s Leading Centre For Competitive Sunburn And Advanced Seagull Negotiation North Yorkshire’s Favourite Seaside Resort Continues Its 400-Year Mission To Prove Happiness Can Be Purchased In Bucket Form, Defended With A Windbreak, And Consumed With Excessive Vinegar Before A Seagull Makes An Executive Decision By Ingrid Gustafsson SCARBOROUGH, NORTH YORKSHIRE Scarborough Beach has once again been voted Britain’s favourite place to simultaneously experience joy, mild hypothermia, aggressive bird…
