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Marxists Blame Trump for USMNT Loss

Mei Lin Chen

Marxists Blame Trump for USMNT Loss, Quietly Ignore Coach Who Said Otherwise America’s World Cup Exit Becomes First Soccer Match Officially Decided by Cable-News Panel Seattle, Washington — The United States men’s national team lost 4-1 to Belgium in the World Cup Round of 16, but according to America’s emergency committee of politically exhausted online experts, the real score was Trump 4, Democracy 1. Coach Mauricio Pochettino said the team…

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France Blames Trump for Summer

Yasmina Khan

France Blames Trump for Summer Conditions, Demands Capitalism Turn Down the Heat French Marxist Officials Insist Heat Was Much More Reasonable Before American Elections PARIS — French officials have reportedly concluded that this year’s blistering summer is not the result of atmospheric conditions, geography, or seasonal weather patterns. Instead, investigators say the real culprit is President Donald Trump, whose policies have allegedly caused temperatures in southern France to rise to the…