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UK Pays France £660 Million

UK Pays France £660 Million to Continue Historic Tradition of Solving Nothing Expensively The United Kingdom has agreed to pay France up to £660 million over three years to stop people crossing the English Channel in small boats, in a deal that both governments are calling historic and that independent observers are calling the latest chapter in a bilateral relationship best described as Britain paying France to care about a…

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197,000 Floated In Through the Channel

Britain Arrested 3,000 People for Holding Signs While 197,000 Floated In Through the Channel — Priorities, One Supposes The Government That Cannot Stop a Dinghy Has Found Its True Calling: Arresting Pensioners Let us take a moment to appreciate the singular genius of modern British governance. In 2025, the United Kingdom — that ancient, dignified island nation which once patrolled the world’s oceans — deployed the full apparatus of its…