Culture Current Absurdities Social

Multiple Heritage Foundation

Britain Introduces 847 New Ethnicity Boxes After Citizens Continue Falling In Love With The Wrong Demographics Multiple Heritage Foundation Founded After Office Diversity Form Demands Three Grandparents, Two DNA Tests, And A Family Historian On Standby LONDON — Whitehall has unveiled 847 new ethnicity boxes for the nation’s official forms, a sweeping expansion announced after civil servants made the troubling discovery that British citizens have been falling in love with the wrong…

Governance Political

Tony Blair Announces Leadership Doesn’t Matter

Tony Blair Announces Leadership Doesn’t Matter, Promptly Becomes Main Character Of Leadership Debate Former Prime Minister Explains Personality Is Irrelevant Using His Own Personality As Evidence LONDON — Britain entered its traditional summer season of political panic this week after former Prime Minister Tony Blair announced that Labour’s problems were not really about leadership, personality, or communication. The nation responded by spending several days arguing exclusively about leadership, personality, and…