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Is Britain Safe Enough for Harry

Fiona MacLeod

Harry Returns to Britain, Government Launches Fresh Investigation Into Whether Britain Is Safe Enough for Harry Royal Security Review Requests Harry’s Daily Schedule, British Newspapers Kindly Publish It First The latest chapter in Prince Harry’s return to Britain has produced the sort of administrative paradox at which the United Kingdom excels: officials are reportedly conducting fresh Risk Management Board assessments to determine whether Harry and Meghan require additional protection while simultaneously requesting…

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Britain’s New Guide to Political Debate

Isla Campbell

Keep Calm and Carry a Panic Button: Britain’s New Guide to Political Debate By The London Prat Political Desk — filed from a secure, undisclosed constituency surgery with reinforced glass and a very calm receptionist Britain, the nation that gave the world the filibuster, the stiff upper lip, and the sentence “with the greatest respect,” has quietly upgraded its national pastime. Where once a disgruntled voter might write a strongly…

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London Safety

Alan Nafzger

London: Where Crime Is So Safe You Could Almost Call It Polite A City So Safe Its Crime Has Started Apologizing Byline: Elinor Jørgensen and General B.S. Slinger A Viral Video Misdirection Bigger Than the Elephant in Westminster London has become the global capital of fear by short clip — snippets of subway scuffles, bar fights that last 3 seconds, and that unforgettable moment someone dropped a croissant on Piccadilly —…