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Relationship Experts Say Dogs Now Beat Men on Reliability

Harper Thames

Counsellors declare man’s best friend the last emotionally available male LONDON, ENGLAND – Britain’s relationship experts have concluded that modern dating may have reached its final stage after finding that growing numbers of singles would rather spend Saturday evening with a dog than another adult human being. The findings follow the latest collection of Tinder and Bumble horrors, where romantic hopefuls show that technology has let mankind communicate instantly across…

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Decent Men Missing: Women Demand a National Inquiry

Cyndi Himmelstiere

Tinder evidence suggests the shortlist is mostly married, unemployed or both LONDON, ENGLAND – Britain’s single women have demanded a government investigation into the disappearance of decent men after a collection of 40 extraordinary Tinder and Bumble conversations suggested that modern courtship has become a competitive exhibition of poor judgment, sexual desperation and astonishingly bad spelling. The evidence, documented here, includes men admitting to cheating, requesting traditional housewives and proving…

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Scientists Warn Mind-Reading AI Could Destroy Millions of Marriages, Husbands Demand Emergency Legislation Protecting Their Right to Think Absolutely Nothing

Margaret Colley

Marriage counsellors warn that technology capable of interpreting thoughts could end humanity’s oldest relationship survival strategy: keeping your mouth shut. LONDON, ENGLAND – British husbands have demanded emergency parliamentary protection following reports that emerging artificial intelligence technology may one day help computers interpret human thoughts. The demand was delivered on Wednesday by a delegation of eleven men, four of whom had been told it was a trip to the garden…