Tag: Persian Gulf

Environment International

Sea Creatures Claim Squatter’s Rights

Alan Nafzger

War Leaves Tankers Motionless Long Enough for Sea Creatures to Claim Squatter’s Rights Here’s the full barnacle property dispute, complete with maritime lawyers, ecological squatters and an oil tanker that can no longer prove it owns its own underside. đŸŠȘ🚱 Barnacles Establish Affordable Housing Beneath Ships While Human Governments Continue Discussing the Problem STRAIT OF HORMUZ — Thousands of ships immobilized around the Strait of Hormuz have reportedly begun accumulating colonies…

America Current Absurdities International

The BBC Says Trump Caused Iran to Need Nuclear Weapons

Mei Lin Chen

The BBC Has Decided Trump Caused Iran to Need Nuclear Weapons and We’re All Just Living in the Chyron Now BBC Blames White Presidents Like Trump for Causing Iran to Need Nuclear Weapons LONDON — The BBC has reportedly discovered that every time oil prices fall, it constitutes definitive proof that America is the real villain. The corporation’s foreign policy desk has spent a considerable portion of the last decade condensing the…