London’s New Year’s Day Parade
The Band That Ended London’s New Year’s Day Parade by Accidentally Taking Control of It A Work of Satirical Journalism Based Entirely on What Everyone Saw and Is Now Pretending They Didn’t London’s New Year’s Day Parade is a proud civic ritual. It is orderly. It is festive. It is extremely British in its belief that joy should arrive on schedule, stay between the lines, and apologize before leaving. For several…