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Ten Elements of Manchesterism

The Ten Elements of Manchesterism: Basically Socialism, Delivered With Slightly More Confidence Political scientists have spent weeks trying to define “Manchesterism,” Andy Burnham’s bold new economic doctrine. After extensive research, exhaustive interviews, and several biscuits, we can now confirm the findings: it is socialism, but delivered with a can-do Northern smile and significantly better bus branding. Here are the ten defining elements of Manchesterism, ranked in order of how confidently…

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Andy Burnham Announces He Will Solve Britain’s Problems

Andy Burnham Announces He Will Solve Britain’s Problems Just as Soon as Britain Stops Being So Complicated Labour’s new saviour reportedly begins by launching a nationwide campaign to decentralise confidence while centralising optimism LONDON. Andy Burnham has reportedly unveiled the first stage of his grand vision for Britain by explaining that the country’s biggest obstacle is reality itself. The former Manchester mayor insists Britain can be “rewired,” “rebalanced,” and “reimagined,”…