Britain Discovers Coffee Bars
Britain Discovers Coffee Bars | Quietly Notes That Tea Is Watching Closely
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Britain Encourages Exports
Britain Encourages Exports | Politely Suggests Foreigners Might Like Our Things More
Britain Considers Supersonic Air Travel
Britain Considers Supersonic Air Travel | Politely Asks the Sky to Cooperate
Britain Introduces Motorways
Britain Introduces Motorways | Politely Asks Drivers Not to Treat Them as Suggestions
Britain Installs More Telephones
Britain Installs More Telephones | Begins Ignoring Them Politely
Britain Experiments With Colour Television
Britain Experiments With Colour Television | Wonders If Black and White Wasn?t Perfectly Adequate
Housing Shortage Acknowledged Again
Housing Shortage Acknowledged Again | Nation Assured It Is Being Studied Carefully
Britain Debates Immigration Calmly
Britain Debates Immigration Calmly | Reassures Itself That Discussion Is Not Alarm
Britain Considers Decimal Currency
Britain Considers Decimal Currency | Reassures Public That Shillings Are Not Being Arrested Yet
Britain Introduces More Automation
Britain Introduces More Automation | Assures Workers the Machines Are Merely Helping
Britain Introduces Seat Belts
Britain Introduces Seat Belts | Politely Asks Drivers Not to Take It Personally
Britain Reviews Nuclear Preparedness
Britain Reviews Nuclear Preparedness | Reassures Public That Ducking Remains Effective
Britain Introduces Electronic Computer
Britain Introduces Electronic Computer | Reassures Clerks They Are Still Necessary