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Manchester City Supporters Prove Loyalty Is Stronger Than Mathematics, Treasury Announces British Economy Now Operates on Feelings

Fiona MacLeod

Government Economists Ordered to Stop Presenting Distressing Numbers and Begin Measuring How Proud Ministers Feel About Them LONDON – The Treasury has expressed interest in replacing conventional economic statistics with emotional measurements after British political analysts concluded that supporters increasingly judge institutions on loyalty rather than evidence. The finding follows Manchester City’s financial case, in which the independent commission upheld 114 of 115 charges and the club lodged an appeal.…

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Scientists Discover British Voters Will Defend Absolutely Anything Once They’ve Bought the Matching Political Shirt

Yasmina Khan

Manchester City Supporters Provide Final Evidence That Britain’s Economic Future Depends on Whether the Person Explaining It Wears Red or Blue LONDON – British psychologists have confirmed that the country’s political debate increasingly resembles a football derby in which neither team understands the economic statistics but both are absolutely certain the referee is corrupt. The finding follows renewed interest in social identity theory, which suggests that people can form strong…

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Astrid Holgersson

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