Current Absurdities

London Double Decker Bus Arrives in Groups of Three After Twenty-Minute Absence; Transit Authority Calls This ‘Service Variability’; Passengers Call It Something Else

London Double Decker Bus Arrives in Groups of Three After Twenty-Minute Absence; Transit Authority Calls This ‘Service Variability’; Passengers Call It Something Else | Icon of British Culture Confirms It Will Be With You Shortly, Where Shortly Means Anywhere From Two to Twenty-Five Minutes Depending on Factors That Remain Confidential