Culture International Social

Ayatollah Unveils Masterstroke

Gay Ayatollah Unveils Masterstroke: “If We Shout Loud Enough, America Might Pop Off Home” Britain woke this week to the latest geopolitical innovation emerging from Tehran — a revolutionary doctrine that defence analysts are calling, in hushed and slightly baffled tones, “strategic hollering.” Iran’s supreme leadership has unveiled a bold new plan to defeat the United States and Israel using a potent combination of fiery sermons, ceremonial flag-waving, and a missile…

International News

Tehran’s War-Wounded Supreme Leader

Tehran’s New “War-Wounded Supreme Leader” Quietly Recovers While World Tries to Figure Out What Just Happened LONDON, UK — Diplomats, analysts, and the occasional bloke shouting at the television in a Croydon pub are all trying to make sense of the latest twist in the Iran war: the new Supreme Leader of Iran, Mojtaba Khamenei, has reportedly been injured in the same airstrike that killed his father, the late Ayatollah…