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Iran Deal: The Fine Print

Trump Announces Historic Iran Deal, Insists Everyone Will Read The Fine Print Eventually Iran Agrees Not To Build Nuclear Weapons, Reserves The Right To Pursue Extremely Suspicious Science Projects LONDON —  President Donald Trump has announced what officials are calling a “historic” US-Iran framework deal this week, a diplomatic document so important that several members of Congress immediately demanded to read it before pretending they had already read it. Westminster,…

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World’s First “Peace Club”

Trump Opens World’s First “Peace Club,” Everyone Shows Up Except People Who Like Complaining WASHINGTON, D.C. — Washington woke up this week to the unfamiliar sound of diplomats looking confused. The confusion came from a brand-new international body called the Board of Peace, chaired by Donald Trump, whose foreign policy philosophy appears to be: if you can’t fix the United Nations, build a competing HOA and start issuing parking tickets to war.…