This is FREE to my friends and readers of The London Prat. FREE DOWNLOAD: Manchester City FC — The Cityad: The Wrath of the Hundred and Fifteen Yes, completely free. No subscription, no paywall, no financial regulations to navigate, and certainly no 115 charges to explain. Consider it my gift to readers who appreciate satire, football, literature, and the glorious British tradition of taking something ridiculous and treating it with…
Horn of Plenty Review: Zeus Broke a Goat’s Horn Off | The cornucopia comes from a goat that suckled the infant Zeus, and he snapped her horn off by accident
Odyssey Review: It Took Him Ten Years to Go Home | The Trojan War lasted ten years and the journey back took ten more, and almost all of it was his own fault
Helen of Troy Review: The Face That Launched a Thousand Ships | A 4.6 bar named after the most beautiful woman in myth, whose beauty started a ten-year war and destroyed a city
Elon Musk Declares War on Ancient Greece, Hollywood Declares War on History, Popcorn Declares Neutrality šæ There are few things more powerful than a billionaire with WiFi and a grudge against a screenplay. When Elon Musk reportedly huffed about the casting choices in a new adaptation ofĀ The Odyssey, the internet did what it always does. It grabbed a folding chair and formed a circle. Somewhere in the middle of this…
Ganymede Review: Named After the Cup-Bearer of the Gods | Ganymede was a beautiful boy carried off by Zeus to pour wine for the gods. It is the perfect name for a bar.
