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Labour vs. Elon Musk’s Success

Labour MPs Demand Elon Musk Be Made An Intellectual Eunuch Before He Builds Another Rocket Socialist Backbenchers Warn That Unchecked Human Achievement Is A Hate Crime Against Mediocrity LONDON — A cross-party coalition of Labour MPs, three Momentum activists, and one very passionate man who lives above a wholefood cooperative in Hackney gathered this week to demand that Elon Musk be, in their words, “intellectually reined in, creatively neutered, and made…

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Australia Social Media Ban

Australia Bans Teens From Social Media, Accidentally Discovers Teens Have Been Online Longer Than the Government The Australian government announced this week that it has successfully removed thousands of social media accounts belonging to children, only to discover moments later that most of them were SEO bots, several were abandoned cryptocurrency projects from 2021, and at least one was a motivational quote page run by a Labrador in Brisbane. Prime…